December 2011
67 posts
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
1280 years in the future historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries historian: to the left take it back now y’all one hop this time right foot let’s stomp left foot let’s stomp slide to the right slide to the left cha cha real smooth
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Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
“Be in love with your life. Every detail of it.”
–
Jack Kerouac
(via kabinessence)
taronerd asked: Thnx for the Follow.... Love your pictures on tumblr
When someone you like doesn't reply to you.
But then you see them on Facebook talking to everyone else.
I like the blood inside the computer.
reason number infinity to delete your facebooks! :D
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The Ever Evident Truth Is
the nicer you are to someone, the more they walk all over you. What a world we live in.
obladee:
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
theoriginalpersianversion asked: Thanks for the follow :)
We All Have
good reasons for leaving.
LOL NEVERMIND
day ruined.
DELEEETED MY FACEBOOK YEEEE
I feel so liberated.
As Much As
that could’ve ruined this day…………………it didn’t. Because I love him and stuff.
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one...”
– Love and Death (Woody Allen, 1975). (via ckck)
My Mind
always takes me back to places my heart doesn’t wanna go in the darkest hour of the night.
“Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth...”
– Sigmund Freud (via popularnihilismreturns)